Tuesday, August 11, 2009

It's David, not Jason.

You (that one lonely reader who I thank for actually reading my blog) may want to know why I say my name is Jason and quickly correct myself and call myself David. Why have an alias if you're just going to say your real name right after? Or is my real name Jason and my alias is David? I think only one person (I don't even know if she is reading this...I hope so) who knows the truth is very confused right now...and so are you. I can tell. So let's have a deal; today's date is the 11th of August. By the 18th of January I will reveal my true identity and explain all this chaotic nonsense. If you want to know the truth, keep reading.

And to that one person I pray is reading this, she will know who I am...because the dinner getting is hot.

So, my hooked reader, I hope we will meet again soon. Goodbye.

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